The film has a great cast of character actors, including The Dick Van Dyke Show's Deacon as an underappreciated staff artist, and McHale's Navy's Joe Flynn as one of the reporters.
Copy Aide Ron Danton (John Nolan) and City Editor Jim Bathgate (William Conrad) discuss newspapers in front of Collins (David Nelson) who has just quit. It is raining.
RON: (referring to a newspaper) Have you ever seen one of these things on a newsstand in a
rainstorm like this? They look like a lot of old bags whose faces have fallen.
JIM: That's right, Aristotle--that's because nobody's come up with a waterproof paper yet. But
even if they did, we wouldn't use it and the Examiner wouldn't use it and neither would any
other paper in the country.
Because we have to print on the cheapest paper they can make. Otherwise, we couldn't sell
for a dime. You know what people use these for? They roll them up and swat their puppies
for wetting on the rug--
--they spread them on the floor when they're painting the walls--
-- they wrap fish in them--
-- shred them up and pack their two-bit china in them when they move--
--or else they pile up in the garage until an inspector declares them a fire hazard!
But this also happens to be a couple of more things! It's got print on it that tells stories that
hundreds of good men all over the world have broken their backs to get. It gives a lot of
information to a lot of people who wouldn't have known about it if we hadn't taken the trouble
to tell them. It's the sum total of the work of a lot of guys who don't quit. It's a newspaper,
that's all. Well, you're right for once, stupid.
And it only costs 10 cents, that's all. But if you only read the comic section or the want
ads--it's still the best buy for your money in the world. I'm sorry to see you go
Collins--here--you'll probably want something to read on your way home.